Three questions for today:

  1. Do any women wear slips anymore? Why do I have 5 that I seldom wear?
  2. Does anyone really want to wear my used panty-hose and tights?
  3. Why do I have a bikini that I wouldn’t dare wear anymore and a swim cap nobody but Olympic swimmers wear these days?

I threw away the cap along with some socks that weren’t even good as rags.